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God Awful Movies

433: The Shift

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 5 December 2023

⏱️ 108 minutes

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Summary

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of The Shift. It's the story of Christian movie makers deciding to get in on that groovy multi-verse trend and deciding the title "Nothing Nowhere Not at All" was a little too derivative.
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0:00.0

Everyone sends Christmas cards covered in Robbins.

0:03.0

You send Christmas cards covered in your brother Robbins' face.

0:07.0

Yeah, that photo.

0:09.0

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0:15.6

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0:21.2

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0:27.3

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0:39.5

So wait, so he got his kids back at the end, or he got new kids, different kids. And he's like, no, he got new kids, different kids.

0:39.6

He's like, oh, well, that's still pretty good. That wouldn't matter to someone, right?

0:44.0

If your whole family died, you still really just

0:46.0

consider your lived experience to be a bad one, right?

0:50.0

And he said, no, no, because Job had double the kids.

0:52.0

Oh, like, because Job had double the kids.

0:52.6

Oh, like, numerically, yeah, numerically, so it's all fine.

0:57.2

It's volume, it's all about volume, yes.

1:00.6

Quantity, not quality, is what Joe was looking for in children.

1:05.0

Yes.

1:06.0

God Awful Movies. movies. Welcome back to the game cast where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema because the people demanded.

1:25.4

I'm your host No Illusions and sitting 700 miles to my immediate left is my good friend Heath and right Heath.

1:30.0

Welcome back. Field Trip. Yeah.

1:32.0

Fuck yeah, once again. Went trip. Yeah.

1:33.0

Once again.

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