Alright, let's get started. My wife hates me podcast. The most listened to podcast, uh,

of any couple. Well, maybe in the top five or ten. There's other couples that do it,

you know, we're different though than everybody because they all get along. They get along.

They love each other. They love each other. We are stuck in a commitment because under

God's eyes, we say, I do till death do us part. We signed a contract. We did? That's

what a marriage. What do you think it is? It's a contract. We didn't sign a contract. Yeah,

we said, I'm going to love you till death was part. And I think you've just said, yeah. Oh,

maybe the marriage license. I guess what though? You signed a contract and do you remember

your vows? Yeah. I don't remember mine. Yeah. I said, I remember taking it like some of

the wording changing it, but we didn't write our own vows. Well, when I signed a contract,

I put V-O-S-S. So now it's void because it's not my real last name. So walk away, babe.

Walk away. Walk away. I'm not walking away. If anything, I'm kicking you out, but I'm not

walking away. I do too much work around here. Do you see the Kardashians? Kim Kardashian

is getting sued by her landscaping team. I thought that'd be interesting to you. Why?

She didn't pay them. She took taxes out of what she paid them, but then she didn't pay

the taxes to the government. Well, then, but why can they sue her? Can't you? Because

I guess then the government has them for the taxes. So they're sued her. And then there's

other things like, well, you know what? She didn't pay overtime, you know, blah blah.

Just pay the fucking money. You got so much fucking money and not for ready. Well, you know

that it's really probably, I mean, she's not looking over the books. It's obviously

someone. Yes, she does her own books. I heard it's not, I don't know if it's true, but

I heard that she's not like handing a check like we do every week. I heard. Am I supposed

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