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The Basement Yard

#433 - Gypse Rose is FREE!

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2024

⏱️ 63 minutes

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the bass yard Frank don't stand like that.

0:09.5

Gonna because we're back.

0:11.2

We're back.

0:12.2

The boys are back although to them we never left. Yeah we haven't recorded in a while. Yeah, and you weren't you were feeling a little sicky sticky poo poo poo. Yeah, you probably hear it in my voice right now. I've I self-diagnosed flu. I guess I don't't know it must have been you took you negative

0:24.4

negi-neggy baby on the kovey yeah so you're okay in that regard yeah I mean I

0:29.4

still sick I was worried about you I wanted to come by and nurse you back to health yeah no

0:36.7

No, but I was I was very sick. I was having hallucinations at night if you if it met here's a serious question. Yeah if it meant that you would be like

0:45.6

Fixed the same day. Yeah. Will you breastfeed again again again? Yeah. Oh like go to my mom's go to your mom and be like mommy daddy. Well don't call yourself daddy. But like if like it meant like you would get fixed immediately because breast milk is like a superpower at this point in time you know like the antibodies all that shit it's it's wild what that shit does

1:08.2

I know because I'm a man I know this stuff yeah, but if it meant like you would have been better immediately like all

1:14.4

better non-infectious not contagious but blah blah blah blah I think you know would you

1:18.0

would you obviously with your mom's consent would you breastfeed again?

1:22.0

Geez that was very PC of you. your cool than probably I mean who said it's not no one would know oh yeah

1:34.8

you can't just suck your mom's it at 31 years old you're saying it's not yeah I'm

1:38.5

saying that's not cool yeah definitely how old is too old well one, she doesn't lactate, so I'd probably be sucking dust. Listen to me right now. You suck hard enough, something will come out. All right? That's just the way the brain works. Yeah, what? Blood? I don't. You can trick a woman's brain. I know how much you love to do that. Yeah, I'm sure.

1:57.0

Yeah, I'm sure.

2:00.0

You can trick a woman's brain.

2:01.0

Must be amazing to be married to you.

2:04.0

You can manipulate a woman if you try hard enough.

2:08.0

There are stories out there that like,

2:11.0

I've never done this. Out there. out there are stories out there that like

2:15.0

there are stories out there that like hot start by the way welcome

2:18.0

but welcome to 24 how you doing

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