#433: Florida Aquanaut Invasion
The Cryptonaut Podcast
Marc Storrs
4.8 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 27 April 2026
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Summary
Starting in the mid-1960s, an array of anomalous, semi-aquatic oddities made a massive splash in and around the beaches, lakes and waterways of the already ocean locked Florida peninsula... Was this mini-incursion merely a chance for our marine brethren to explore terra firma? Or was this the Vanguard of an attack from the true ruler's of this waterlogged orb we call home: All hail the Aquanauts!
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| 0:00.0 | The |
| 0:07.0 | The Hello and welcome to the Kryptonot podcast. My name is Mark Stores, and I am joined this evening by the Master of the Haptic. Oh, Mr. Robert Thomas Morphy. If it vibrates, talk to me about it. There you go. I didn't realize you know what the hell those was. Fuck yeah. What the hell's those was? I'm just like, when my phone's off, I can't have a buzzing disturbing Uncle Bobby's beauty sleep's beauty sleep at all. I had a couple recommendations for you. You sure did. It's okay. All of which we're good and bridge burning and I appreciated it. And I will take him into consideration. That block button, buddy, it does wonders. It does wonders. Sometimes I just need to sleep. Hey, do you want to ruin Christmas? Sure. |
| 1:11.8 | Block everybody. |
| 1:12.2 | Wow. |
| 1:13.6 | Can we start with Thanksgiving? |
| 1:23.9 | Why not just give it that early push? Nah, wait for the big one. Because you want the turkey. You don't want to fuck up the meal. Get the turkey. Yeah. And then fuck the presents. Oh, yeah. Fuck them right into hell. Right on. That's right. |
| 1:24.4 | Save some money. |
| 1:24.8 | That's right. |
| 1:25.5 | Yeah, save some money. |
| 1:26.4 | Get a new computer. |
| 1:27.2 | Oh, man. |
| 1:29.1 | Maybe a New Year's breakup because I do like gifts. |
| 1:30.2 | Ooh, okay. |
| 1:30.6 | All right. |
| 1:31.2 | Okay. Yeah, save some money. Get a new computer. Oh, man. Maybe a New Year's breakup because I do like gifts. |
| 1:29.6 | Oh, okay. |
| 1:30.3 | All right. |
| 1:30.8 | Okay. Yeah. It's dark. It's dark. It is. It's probably not going to happen. It's okay. It's all right. Yeah. And international man of mystery, Mr. Christopher. Yeah. Carnicelli |
| 1:41.3 | Mm-hmm |
| 1:41.9 | Yellow trotting |
| 1:43.6 | You've returned to us |
| 1:44.5 | Yeah, I did |
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