Oh, hey Jay, so is Jubilee still a vampire?

She is not, Miles.

I thought that was especially hard to cure.

Well, yeah.

So how did Jubilee manage it?

With the help of Quent Inquire. Wait, seriously? And the Phoenix Force?

What? I'm Jay Eddidin and I'm Miles Stokes and we are here to explain the X-Men because it's about time someone did

Welcome to episode 432 of Jay and Miles Explain the X-Men where we walk you through the ins, the outs, and the

Rat-Con of Comics greatest superhero soap opera.

One!

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

Exactly, because like it's episode 432 and it needed a one, and I don't think we're going to get to episode 4,321, so, you know, now's the time.

Based on the rate at which the line is expanding, episode 4,321 is going to be like, I don't know the Draco.

I love that that's your go to.

It's just, you know, it's got a short title, it's very memorable. It's in the indeterminate future and I'm halfway between dreading and anticipating it.

Entirely reasonable. You know, very soon as we record this, Cy Spurrier is going to write a one shot called X-Men Blue Origins,

which is going to be a follow-up to the Draco, and Spurrier has promised to make it all make sense,

and I'm so intrigued.

I'm a little disappointed, honestly. We should just leave the Draco. Listeners, if you're not familiar, the Draco is a famously, is controversial the right word, a story that told us that Nightcler's dad was the devil essentially?

I don't think it is controversial. It's universally panned.

But no, what I was going to say is I don't think it should be left alone. I think it should be made more complicated.

Oh, okay, okay okay have yet another

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