I got it.

Okay.

I'm on it. All right. I'm plugging in. Okay. I'm plugging into the Matrix. I'm trying to see inside William's mind. Hello, welcome to guides the unknown. I'm Kristen. And I'm her little brother William. And it is time to return to the low files. Oh, isn't it? Yes. It's a show that we've talked about five times before. Oh, wow. Yeah.

That feels surprising. files. Oh, isn't it? Yes. It's a show that we've talked about five times before.

Oh, wow.

Yeah.

That feels surprising to me. I know. Short-lived. Actually, is that true? Maybe that's not true. We've talked about five previous episodes. There you go. We've doubled them up before. I'm sorry. Yes, because this is a short-lived show where super famous actor Rob Lowe and his two sons, Matthew and John Owen Lowe, go around investigating paranormal stuff.

Yeah.

And the last time we did it was episode 403, the root of Rob Lowe's Fear.

There are only nine episodes of this show. Yeah. So this might be the penultimate episode of Guide to the Unknown covering it. And then we'll be done. We're barreling toward the end. And I'm, I will be sad to see it go when we're done because it is very delightful. Me too. I love it. I don't want it to go and i want it to come back it won't but i want it to

i always look every time that we yeah talk about the low files i i look to see like is there any

chance that there has been any uh a movement on doing more or something no no unfortunately

these fellas seem to have a good healthy family relationship and so they just enjoy their time without it being on camera.

Yeah, absolutely. I look to see what's doing with everybody. Did you see the latest headline about John Owen?

I did. John Owen Lowe's style secrets, patchwork jeans, dad Rob's scent, mom's ring. Okay, didn't see this. Don't know what you just said. That felt. Talking about patchwork. That just seemed like a bunch of words. It was a style feature in the New York Post where he was talking about some of his favorite things. But their headline was that John Owen Lowe's style secrets. Patchwork jeans. Dad Robbs sent mom's ring. Oh, wait. I know. It's like, it's a...

I wear the smell of my father. Right. It's a cologne that he wears that Rob used to wear. Well, that's a weird way to phrase that. I know. I clicked that and I was like, ew, dad, Rob's scent. And his mom is a jewelry designer, so he wears a ring that his mom designed. Can I also say that patchwork jeans? I know.

What I'm picturing, I'm picturing when like somebody works on a farm. So he wears a ring that his mom designed. Can I also say that patchwork jeans? I know.

What I'm picturing, I'm picturing when like somebody works on a farm. I should just find this again. And they're just squares of mismatched fabric. You're picturing the right thing. I'm on it. Okay. All right. Hold on. All right. All right. Hold on. And he looks like Ben Stiller and Tropic Thunder.

Look.

Yeah, yeah, that's farmer pants.

I'm supposed to. man and he and he looks like uh ben stiller and tropic thunder look yeah yeah that's that's farmer

pants i'm surprised to see this as a style essential for him like i because this column's going to

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