Hi everyone, just to let you know, we've got a very special guest on our show today.

It is one of Britain's top nerds.

Always at me.

It's even more top than you, James Harkin. You're not even supposed to be doing this bit.

Oh yeah, sorry.

I know you're, look, you're very welcome.

It is Bobby Seagull. He's not only a mass teacher, you might know from University Challenge,

where he came to prominence. He's a TV presenter. He's written a book called The Life

Changing Magic of Numbers, which will change your life. He should definitely get it.

And he's also written The Monkman and Seagull Quiz Book. He's a brilliant guy,

full of interesting nerdy facts. He now co-hosts the mass appeal podcast, but today he's on ours.

Yes, and I'm not on ours. So I'm not even sure why I'm here to be. Oh, I know I am here.

I'm here to remind you that we are going on tour in the autumn and in the last day of summer,

if this is how you count your seasons. Basically, the 31st of August, we're going to be an

Inverness, then we're going to be in Edinburgh, Aberdeen, Glasgow and Cardiff. If you're in any of

those places, come and watch our show. It's going to be so much fun loads of facts, loads of

silliness. We just can't wait to be back on tour again. That's right. And even if you don't think

that the first of September is the first day of autumn, which I don't happen to, if you disagree

with James's delineation of the seasons, just can't anyway. That's right. It's from the 31st

of August to the 13th of September. Go to noslutshingasaffish.com slash live, get your tickets now.

On with the show. On with the podcast.

Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast coming to you

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