432: Japanese folklore: Sword it Out
Myths and Legends
Jason Weiser, Carissa Weiser
4.8 • 25.7K Ratings
🗓️ 8 April 2026
⏱️ 73 minutes
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Summary
🍜Samurai Pirates, Stabby Sumo Wrestlers, and Punchable Oni
Are the consequences of Jiuyemon's actions.
We all make mistakes. Too many of the samurai Jiuyemon's mistakes involved killing people with a sword while drunk, though. While the heat dies down, he needs to start a new life in exile. As a toothpaste salesman.
😈 The Creature: Kappa
Famous for being cute and giving boat rides in Animal Crossing! Don't ask about what he used to get up to before he was a kawaii manga star, though! It definitely doesn't involve eating humans and having multiple anuses!
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🎵 Music Credits
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Quick disclaimer, we're back in samurai stories, so there's some stronger than usual violence this week. |
| 0:05.3 | Please see the post on Mythpodcast.com for more info. |
| 0:08.5 | This week, on Myths and Legends, we're back in the Tales of the Samurai, with Jiu Yamon, runs for his life, |
| 0:14.8 | gets attacked by pirates, and that's only in like the first ten minutes. |
| 0:18.3 | We'll see how you can open up a lucrative side hustle as a toothpaste salesperson |
| 0:22.0 | and how it could be a good idea to dress up like a high schooler and beat up monsters in the woods. |
| 0:28.0 | The creature this time is an entrail-eating water monster, who pulled off an amazing PR pivot |
| 0:33.5 | to be a supporting character in a modern video game franchise. |
| 0:43.4 | Music pivot to be a supporting character in a modern video game franchise. This is Myths and Legends, episode 432. Sordid out. |
| 0:58.3 | This is a podcast where we tell stories from mythology and folklore. |
| 1:02.8 | Some are incredibly popular tales you might think you know, but with surprising origins. |
| 1:06.7 | Others are stories that might be new to you, but are definitely worth a listen. |
| 1:09.4 | Real quickly, Myths and Legends has a book coming out. |
| 1:14.1 | There'll be more info on it at the end of the episode. But if you want to know more about it right now, please see the show notes. |
| 1:29.4 | Today, we're back in Japanese folklore during the Edo period, so a time of the shogunate and samurai with the adventure tale of Jiuyemon, who begins this story as a samurai, but with a few drinks and a sword, that could change. Juehemong clapped his hands together. |
| 1:47.0 | That would teach his co-worker to do that thing that made him mad. |
| 1:51.9 | That, what was that thing that made him mad again? |
| 1:55.3 | It was something and it was maddening. |
| 1:57.8 | Well, that's why he taught guys like this a lesson. So they learned from it, |
| 2:02.6 | and he didn't have to remember. This fellow samurai was out cold. Jiuemon was a good teacher. |
| 2:10.1 | Hey, hey, guy who brings me more sake. Bring me more sake. Jiuemon turned his head back and |
| 2:15.8 | yelled inside the restaurant. |
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