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The Tim Dillon Show

432 - Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade

The Tim Dillon Show

The Tim Dillon Show

News, News Commentary, Comedy

4.812.2K Ratings

🗓️ 22 February 2025

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Tim discusses the payoffs being offered by Delta to passengers of the Toronto crash, watches Elon Musk wield the ‘chainsaw for bureaucracy’, shares his thoughts on Hamas publicly parading the bodies of hostages, and pities Nicole Kidman. 

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0:00.0

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0:05.0

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0:10.3

like staff time cards and customer loyalty programs, as well as fast access to your takings,

0:15.4

so you can focus on what you do best, delivering great food and great service.

0:20.0

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0:26.5

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0:27.8

Registered reference number 9-0-846.

0:30.2

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show.

0:32.9

We are here every week for you.

0:35.7

Rain or Shine.

0:42.7

Plains landing on their front or on their back.

0:45.0

$30,000, by the way.

0:50.2

That's what Delta, that's what the criminals at Delta think it's worth.

0:55.8

If you land upside down, like Batman the Ride from Great Adventure,

0:59.9

if you remember that as a kid, I was in the commercial for Batman the Ride when I was like, I don't know, 11 or something.

1:02.5

And I went on it like six times in a row and it was great.

1:07.5

And you would hang upside down and that was fun.

1:10.7

But you signed up for that show the people

1:13.3

Batman the ride remember that that's when life was simple and good you would go to

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