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The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 20 September 2012

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Harland takes a call from Queen Elizabeth regarding the topless photos of Kate Middleton, A tribute to an old friend who passed away, what's up with fortune cookies? And Harland announces some cool NEW stuff. Frock and froll dude!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Oh my my my never want to do it never want to try yes I want to try I do I do I do want to try
0:10.8	I do want to try I do I do want to try. I do want to try. I want to try and give you a podcast here because that's why we're here. That's what I do.
0:20.0	It's me, Harlan Williams, here on the Harlan Highway and you're here with me.
0:27.0	It's a Christmas miracle.
0:29.0	A great show today, a lot of fun, a lot of happy, a little bit of sad, a little bit of a tribute to one of my fallen comrades, a friend of mine passed away quite recently. I think you'll all know who this individual
0:46.3	is I think he might have touched many of you and he was my buddy and I'm very sadly going to miss him so I thought I'd take a little time to talk about him his life
1:00.0	Our experiences together
1:04.0	So there's that. We're going to talk about a brand new announcement I have,
1:07.0	some incredible news I've got for you that you're going to love.
1:11.0	We're going to talk about fortune cookies.
1:14.2	Have you ever had a fortune cookie?
1:15.8	What the hell are they?
1:17.8	And then a special Colin from the Queen of England
1:20.9	talking about Kate Middleton and her nudity breast photos.
1:25.2	The Queen of England's calling, hang on, it's the Harland Highway!
1:31.6	Welcome to the Harlan Highway.
1:33.0	All right, let's get this sucker going, huh?
1:36.0	You're causing a major disturbance on my time.
1:40.0	It's the Harlan Highway.
1:42.0	What's up, bra?
1:43.0	If I'm here and you're here, doesn't that make it our time?
1:46.0	I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass.
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