431. Pop Culture Astrology: Secret Lives of Mormon Wives Edition!
The Balanced Blonde // Soul On Fire
Dear Media
4.6 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 12 June 2025
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
In this episode, we’re diving deep into the zodiac signs of the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives cast and things get... cosmically unhinged. Think: chaotic Geminis, emotional Pisces covens, Saturn returns in full swing, and a Leo who may or may not be launching a perfume line called Unbothered.
We explore:
🔮 The Sun signs of each wife and how they show up in the drama
♄ Who's in their Saturn return and what it's bringing to the surface
♻️ Which wife is the most dangerous during Mercury retrograde (you already know)
✨ Compatibility breakdowns, emotional chaos rankings, and intuitive archetypes that go way beyond basic astrology
Whether you’re astrology-obsessed, reality TV curious, or just here for the tea-with-a-side-of-transits, this is a wild, playful, soul-coded ride. Cannot wait to hear your thoughts!
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a Dear Media production. |
| 0:09.1 | Hey guys, it's Jordan Younger, your host of the Balance Blonde Soul on Fire podcast. |
| 0:14.3 | Here we go deep on all things, astrology, awakening, wellness, motherhood, channeling, aliens, and so much more. |
| 0:22.4 | We have deep conversations. |
| 0:23.9 | We go to other realms. |
| 0:25.1 | It's a lot of fun. |
| 0:26.3 | So stick around. |
| 0:27.3 | Let's dive on in. |
| 0:28.5 | I cannot wait to connect. |
| 0:33.7 | Hello, my favorite people. |
| 0:35.3 | Welcome back to the show. |
| 0:36.5 | I'm so happy that you're here. |
| 0:38.7 | Today, we have a very fun episode. We're doing pop culture astrology for the secret lives of |
| 0:46.3 | Mormon wives. And you know, my love for reality TV runs deep. This is a podcast where we blend spirituality with reality TV, astrology, pop culture, |
| 0:59.6 | all the things. |
| 1:00.3 | I have decided to really lean into the pop culture, astrology aspect of the show. |
| 1:05.2 | Number one, because you guys love it. |
| 1:07.0 | And these episodes get more downloads than anything else that we do. |
| 1:11.0 | But number two, because I love it. |
| 1:13.7 | And years ago, probably like three years ago, my former producer, shout out to Anna, |
| 1:20.1 | if she's listening, my former producer at Dear Media, she pointed something out to me. |
| 1:26.1 | And she was like, Jordan, you get into all the spiritual stuff on your |
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