431: Journey to Bethlehem

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Leisure, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 21 November 2023

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Journey to Bethlehem, the story of people deciding that the so-called "greatest story ever told" could use a little spicing up. And some musical numbers.
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0:15.4	single charge and up to five years warranty servicing and roadside assistance.
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0:28.0	Range based on fast conditions and may vary. Here's the thing. If I got impregnated by God, I wouldn't be strategizing anything. I wouldn't be
0:40.0	strategizing anything. I would just be, yeah. I would just be I'd be a dick about everything. I just be dancing around walking right up.
0:46.7	Summer sulting your way in. Pointing my belly button at him.
0:50.8	I'm, hey, you want a laser blast from this?
0:53.6	Because you're gonna get a full on God laser blast if you don't get the fuck out of my way.
0:58.0	Or you won't but something else will go good for me. It doesn't matter.
1:01.0	Yeah, I win.
1:02.2	Eagle. Wow! Oh! You did it. It doesn't matter. Yeah, I win. Right.
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1:04.7	You did it!
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1:10.7	Movies!
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1:25.0	Welcome back to the game cast where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema because we angered a witch. I'm your host no illusions and sitting at 700 miles to my immediate left is my good friend Heath and right Heath welcome back.
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