Guys, I'm officially on tour. I am so excited to hang out with you, but I need you to know

this tour is a little different than anything you might have heard me or seen me do before.

Still love Jesus, but I cuss a little and that's what's gonna happen tonight, so get ready.

Usually when I speak publicly, it's about how to grow and become a better version of yourself.

And yes, I want to talk about that. Don't tell me that you can't do difficult things because

that is one teeny tiny example of something that men will never have to deal with.

But more than anything, I want to laugh. It's honestly been a really hard year for me and my kids.

I just want to tell stories with my friends and laugh until we pierce a little bit.

The second thing we're gonna do is a live Q&A. Oh yeah, no if you raise your hands like you're in.

We get to learn and understand more about ourselves when we hear someone else's stories.

The third thing that's different about this tour is that every single location has a bar.

I wanted to have a girls night out. I wanted to have a place where you could get your sister,

call your mama, get your neighbor from down the street and you could come out and you could

have a glass of cheap wine and you could watch a show and laugh and have fun and meet new people.

The fourth thing. Don't bring your husband. Yeah, don't. I said it. If you're gonna husband

that will laugh about period jokes, bikini waxes, mom stories, bring them on down. If you're not sure

if your man thinks that's funny, he doesn't. Come by yourself and make friends. Treat yourself

to a night where you are dating you. It's gonna be a lot of fun. That is my number one intention

with this tour is that I want to have fun and I know that we will. So check out the show notes

to get a link to upcoming cities. We got Phoenix Salt Lake City, Boston and Toronto coming up.

More cities will be added. Again, check out the show notes. Put the word out. Love you. I'll see you soon.

If you are disconnected, if you are misaligned with who you want to be coming to future,

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