Hello I'm Hal Lublin and I'm Mark Gagliardi.

Since the dawn of humanity one issue has gone unsettled with the fate of the world in the balance.

We're here to settle once and for all.

Best Disney Parks character.

That's right, don't worry everyone.

We got this.

Podcast should have a theme song.

Podcast should not have a theme song.

Yes, they should.

No, they shouldn't.

They sound good.

Yeah, but people are just going to skip past it.

Hmm. You know what?

You're right. We got this.

Mantegas a l'ehado of the last pueras.

Why are you shaking your head? It's a good bit of advice.

I wasn't expecting that's true. It's true. You got to keep your head. It's a good bit of advice. I wasn't expecting. That's true. It's true. You got to keep your hands safe. Yeah. You don't want to lose a hand on that monorail because here's the thing about that monorail. You can open the windows on the monorail yes that's just

poor design it really is to just let tourists willy-nilly open the windows and

stick their heads out yeah oh by the way we have a fatal engineering flaw. Can you just not use it?

Then we can just say we told you so if you do it, then we're not responsible for what happens,

because your ticket is a binding contract with the Walt Disney Company.

Yeah, it's like the Santa Claus. If you see the red border on your ticket, you got to put it under a microscope and then really look to see the door

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