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430: No Such Thing As The Assistant Honcho

No Such Thing As A Fish

No Such Thing As A Fish

Arts, Nature, History, Science, Improv, Comedy

4.817.9K Ratings

🗓️ 10 June 2022

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the letters A (for Airport Complaints), B (for Birdman Cults), C (for Crafty Caterpillars) and D (for a Dodgy Dewey).

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast coming

0:18.8

to you from the QI offices in Covent Garden.

0:21.7

My name is Dan Schreiber, I am sitting here with Anna Toshinsky, Andrew Hunter Murray and

0:25.9

James Harkin and once again we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite

0:30.3

facts from the last seven days and in no particular order here we go.

0:35.7

Starting with fact number one and that is Anna.

0:38.9

My fight this week is that there's hardly any fresh water on Easter Island so the indigenous

0:43.1

people drank straight from the sea.

0:45.7

That's why they're dead.

0:48.4

They all need it, they died, they landed there, thousands of years ago all died.

0:52.3

No, they didn't die, this is the amazing thing about it.

0:55.7

So Europeans first got there in the 1700s, 1722.

1:00.0

They noticed that the indigenous people there, the Pacific Islanders who travelled over

1:03.5

their hundreds of years earlier, seemed to be drinking straight from the sea.

1:07.3

Very confusing, haven't thought about it again for 400 years and then scientists looked

1:10.9

into it and they realised that actually fresh water kind of emerges on the shore.

1:17.0

So there's no fresh water, very little fresh water because the soil is super porous.

1:23.7

So it rains and the soil just sucks it in straight away, no streams or anything.

1:28.8

But the rain water goes down into the earth and then travels out to the beach underground

1:34.5

and then it re-emerges just at the shoreline.

1:37.6

So when the tide's out you can kind of go and scoop up some of that water which is in

1:43.1

the very shallows of the sea and it's still salty, don't get me wrong, I think it would

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