#43: Thug Goat

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Politics, News

4.7 • 680 Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2013

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

1- You know its gonna be a bad day when
2- Jason Collins first gay athlete KUDOS sir
3- Chris Broussard homophobe, hypocrite, christian ? Hey ESPN give him Sunday & every other day off
4- Guns Gins Guns 3 sides of a coin
5- You might be an idiot when you have redneck day
6- Thug goat? Really Mountain dew, a thug goat?
7- Obama is hilarious
8- And Sarah Palin hates him for it
9- 29% believe in armed rebellion, and santa clause
10- Secede already, go, no really, go, take your guns and we’ll keep our rules
11- Anne Hathaway glad to hear we really hate Gwyneth Paltrow more

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0:00.0	Hello, everyone and welcome to another episode of my podcast, Who's Paying Attention?
0:22.7	This is Alonzo Bowden and it's been a week.
0:26.6	Been a hell of a week.
0:27.6	You know, today, I mean, I don't know if you believe in omens or anything, but the first
0:32.5	thing that happened today was I hit the button to turn on my coffee maker and it broke.
0:36.8	That is a bad sign.
0:38.7	Fortunately, I was able to jerry-rig it to work and I got some coffee, so we still have a show.
0:45.0	Because if there was no morning coffee, the day doesn't start.
0:48.2	So that was my omen for the day.
0:51.3	Other than that, everything's pretty good.
0:53.7	I'm here in L. l a it's 90 degrees outside
0:56.9	the santa anna winds are blowing fire season has begun hello springtime so what have we got this
1:05.4	this week we have to start i have to start as a sports fan you You guys know I love basketball. Jason Collins came out this
1:15.5	week. On Monday, he wrote an editorial op-ed, open letter, whatever you want to call it, for Sports
1:24.0	Illustrated, and he's gay. Jason Collins, 34-year-old center in the NBA,
1:33.2	seven feet tall, 255 pounds. I don't think anybody's going to be calling him names,
1:39.2	at least not to his face. All kidding aside, this was phenomenal.
1:45.6	Obviously, we all knew that one day a major sports athlete, you know, football, baseball,
1:51.7	basketball, hockey was going to come out and say he's gay and the world would have to
1:56.9	deal with it.
1:58.0	And Jason Collins is a guy.
2:00.8	The support was immediate and nearly unanimous.
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