43: The Final Podcast Of 2022!
HAIYAA with Nigel Ng
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 693 Ratings
🗓️ 21 December 2022
⏱️ 49 minutes
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Summary
Coming all the way from New York City Nigel and Producer Matt talk all things white privilege at immigration, predicting the virility of male "swimmers" based on gut feelings and Nigel reveals how he is feeling now he has reached the end of his USA leg of the Haiyaa World Tour.
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0:00 - Producer Matt chose to watch soccer in New York and why Producer Matt’s wife likes Nigel
9:48 - The white privilege of immigration at airports, Nigel’s experience being detained for further questions despite having a visa and discussing which race they would both be if they were reincarnated
19:15 - Nigel roasts Producer Matts hometown Bournemouth and implores him to move to Bali instead. Nigel’s f buddy was doing a reset while staying in New York.
29:57 - Nigel wants to create the “Asian” version of the xmas film “The Holiday” and Nigel ponders the question… how else do you kill time if by not having sex.
38:30 - Why Nigel has a soft spot for rich white people and Producer Matt’s “gut feeling” that his sperm is going to be high performing. Nigel also reflects on the US leg of his World Tour ending and celebrating a year of Haiyaa podcast.
Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Last episode of Haya podcast for the year, guys. |
| 0:02.6 | Welcome back. |
| 0:03.4 | I'm in New York with producer Matt. |
| 0:06.1 | Yay. |
| 0:06.7 | Here in New York, the greatest city in the world. |
| 0:08.8 | Happy to be here. |
| 0:09.8 | Yes, very happy to be here. |
| 0:11.0 | The World Tour, the American League of the World Tour has ended now. |
| 0:15.4 | We'll talk more about that later. |
| 0:17.3 | So Matt is here, flew him out again, as usual. |
| 0:20.1 | That's what we do here on Haya podcast. |
| 0:22.7 | And I love it how you arrived into New York. And the first thing you did was you went to watch |
| 0:29.6 | the England game, the England versus France game. It was a big game. The very first thing you did. |
| 0:35.9 | And Jemma flew here with him. |
| 0:37.9 | Remember guys, the wife, producer Matt's wife, came to New York with him. |
| 0:42.9 | And then the first thing Matt did was abandon her. |
| 0:47.0 | Okay. |
| 0:48.4 | I felt so bad because we had booked tickets as well to go to the MoMA. |
| 0:52.1 | And it's exactly the same time as kickoff. |
| 0:54.3 | So I dropped her there and I walked around the block, found an Irish pub, |
| 0:59.2 | and sat with a load of other Brits watch England lose. |
| 1:02.6 | Yeah, and then they lost, too. |
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