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🗓️ 29 March 2016
⏱️ 62 minutes
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0:00.0 | Well, I don't see the point in waiting for longer. |
0:05.0 | So let's bring her out. |
0:10.0 | The Star Attraction, the one you came to see. |
0:13.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the one, the only, |
0:17.0 | Ms. Judy Cole. George Clooney is one of your, how did you meet George Clooney? |
0:32.0 | You're one pilot again. We played brothers. is one of your, how did you meet George Clooney? |
0:32.6 | You did a pilot again. |
0:33.6 | We played brothers. |
0:35.1 | And you became best of friends. |
0:38.9 | And he is a prankster and there was the one prank where he was staying with you you had a cat |
0:49.8 | He was in the you left the litter in the guest bedroom's bathroom and he was in the |
0:55.8 | guest bedroom you left your cat litter in the bathroom. We only had one bathroom. |
0:59.7 | Oh, all right. So you only have one bathroom, the kitty litter's in there. And every day, George is |
1:05.9 | staying with you, he empties out the kitty litter. |
1:08.4 | I know, I just, this story has been told many times |
1:12.8 | I came out and I just lightly said like I might have said |
1:17.0 | wow I might have said wow the refrigerator isn't as cold as it was yesterday |
1:21.2 | I wonder why it's something as innocuous as that I said |
1:23.7 | ah it's funny my cat hasn't gone to the bathroom in two days or whatever okay and he |
1:30.3 | in his wisdom then started emptying out the cat litter box so that the cat |
1:35.6 | every time the cat poop so every time you went in there you were like there's no |
1:39.5 | shit I didn't have to clean the cat litter box right but then he convinced you that your cat was dying of constipation. |
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