Okay folks you are listening to Planet Porky. And once again, we, and I say we, I'm going to introduce you to a brand new presenter, co-presenter with me in just a second.

But we're going to bring you news from Planet Porky, the place where it's all at. I want to introduce and welcome Sam Stevens.

Sam, great to have you on board.

Mike, it's an absolute delight to be here.

Thank you very much indeed.

Well, thank you very much indeed.

You've got a terrific voice, Sam.

It's one of the reasons why you passed the audition

and qualified to be on Planet Porky, okay?

Well, I know it's a very stringent audition process, Mike. I know you don't take, you don't suffer fools on Planet Porky.

I certainly don't. Absolutely right. So, you know, it's great that you've offered me the opportunity to be here.

And in particular, we don't suffer juice heads on Planet Porky. know of you talking in your audition. You have now been labelled Lord Snooty because of your

rather posh voice. Where did your posh voice come from, Sam? Thank you very much indeed. It's because of my

very, very classy upbringing, obviously, in the suburbs of Wiltshire. Submubes of Wiltshire.

And very, you know, I brought up quite near Devises Castle. So obviously I must be from the landed gentry of that part of the world.

Well, you must be indeed.

I mean, do your parents come from good stock?

I would say my mum's from pretty good stock, my mother, but my dad, maybe not so much,

but maybe I picked up some of my mother's good traits.

I see.

So your mother, aristocracy, your father from the peasant end of the lineage. I'm afraid so, yeah, I'm not sure where she dragged him up from, but, you know.

I'm not sure your father would like that to hear him referred to as the peasant end of the

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