I'm a feminist, but I clicked on the Facebook app to find out which five words I use most in my posts.

Have you done this? Have you seen this?

And they were feminist, podcast, comedy, just, and sorry.

Oh, sorry, I'm sorry.

I think it's wrong. I don't think I do.

I'm a feminist, but I don't like Kira Knightley for no reason at all.

I mean, she's done nothing to me. She's probably very naive.

You don't know she's the one with a pointy face who all this seems to have a bow and arrow

and always says who's saying things like, you can't. And I don't know why I don't like her.

But I feel like she's up to something.

She's never going to be a guest on the podcast now.

I'm a feminist. Can you just clear other people you don't like with me in case they're really booked?

Oh, yeah. No, she's the only one. That's why it's weird and I can't justify it.

No, no, it's absolutely fine. Sarah Pasco said she didn't like you at the last time.

She did. She did. I checked it. I checked it.

She said that off stage, no. No, she didn't.

I'm a feminist, but the other day when needing to get to Melbourne's colonial tram car dining experience

before it left the station for my mother's birthday dinner and unable to get a taxi on Uber,

I stuck my head in a man's car window and said, please, sir, I need help.

Will you drive me to the station?

When he said, like an awesome Australian guy, no, drama, I jumped in

and then waved for my mother and sister to get in the back, much to his surprise.

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