This is the BBC.

I'm outside because I'm a hardy Northern.

I was regular listening to someone,

but poor old face has gone back in to get a coat.

She claims it might be too cold.

Do the podcast outside today.

It must be. It must be getting on for nine Celsius.

I think we're absolutely fine.

We'll be all right.

I guess this week we've gone,

I didn't know whether you'd say we were going up market or not,

but our guest is Will's self.

I gather here, you'll see.

You'll also be trying to plug a new novel he's written

called Phone.

And I'm just aware as I'm talking it,

I'm very nervously twiddling my earphone,

my ear buds from my phone,

because I'm very rarely parted from my phone,

although in recent days,

I have taken the advice of my children's head teacher

and I now keep my phone downstairs overnight.

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