#43 - If Florida Was a Person | Kyle Ruse

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Danny Jones

Society & Culture, Documentary, Comedy

4.4 • 777 Ratings

🗓️ 8 June 2020

⏱️ 158 minutes

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Kyle Ruse is a stand up comedian and tattoo artist from St. Petersburg Florida. Follow Kyle: https://twitter.com/Kyle_Ruse Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What's up?
0:09.0	Today we have special guest Kyle Ruse.
0:12.7	Hey.
0:12.9	What is up, dude?
0:14.2	Nothing hanging out.
0:14.9	Hey, hey.
0:15.6	Drinking the liquor you guys got.
0:17.5	That was very nice of you guys.
0:18.4	You are the first comic, legit comic that we've had on this show. I don't know
0:22.7	about legit. I do comedy, but... You're definitely legit, dude. I listened to your
0:26.0	whole album today on Spotify, and that was fucking hilarious.
0:29.1	Should have done Amazon. I get more money for that one.
0:31.1	Oh, man. You really have it on Amazon? Yeah, it's on all those things, man. I didn't do it. Like, I'm not tech smart. There's a shitty website that, like, you pay and it disperses them to all those.
0:40.7	But yeah, it's on, like, that, iTunes, all the major bullshit. It's not hard to find.
0:46.5	You're a local, and you're born and raised in this area of Florida, right?
0:51.9	Yeah, I was born at Bayfront. I'll probably die there.
0:54.2	Born at Bay, Friday, I'll probably die there. Born at Bayfront, you'll probably die there.
0:55.4	Probably.
0:56.1	Like, that would be poetic.
0:57.3	That's how, that's the way I see it.
0:59.2	Spread my ashes at St. Pete Beach.
1:01.6	And you've been doing tattoos.
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