Oh yeah, if I were you, I'll tell you just what I would do. There's no need to be afraid

Cause Jake and Amir are here. Yeah, you could email in a question, or you could just

enjoy the show. Either way, everything's hashtag dope. Okay. Love it. I like that one a lot. I hated it. Really, you're smiling. I know. What's up?

I ate a lot of sugar for lunch. That should make you hateful. What? You're like, you're still smiling and hateful. It's so like, it's off.

Sugar doesn't really, I don't mean like what? Yeah, no sugar has nothing to do with it. You're a bad guy. Oh, lies.

Oh, a lot of lies. It's not just like maggots. There's a, there's a mouse in there. Nickel. Jesus.

Oh, so many. Anyway, welcome to a fire. You're the only advice podcast on the internet that shoots in a different single location every single time we record. I'm Amir.

And I think I'm Jake. And we are recording this Wednesday night in a hotel room in New Orleans. That'd be looking at that camera.

Oh yeah, we're also interested in the camera right now. You are. You're addressing the camera. We have cameras with us. So we figured we would videotape record this episode and put it online.

I don't know when I'm going to get around to actually putting the video up. So for now, just listen to it. And then hopefully sometime this week, I'll be able to upload it. Right.

It's weird. So you're like watching someone's watching this video right now. For now, just listen to it. Okay. Yeah. That doesn't know watching. Just listen. Close your eyes.

Pretend that we're not here. Yeah. If you are listening, we will try to upload the video soon. If you're watching the video, then we succeed.

Yeah, we might even be dead by the time you see this. That's the magic of the road trip in a ditch somewhere. We've driven God. I don't know.

1500 miles in the last three days. Yeah, it's a lot. It's a lot of driving. But we saw a lot of America. I'm ready to fly home. I think I'm done.

I think I've seen it. Yeah. I think Mrs. Cippy was worth checking out. But I'd like to fly over Texas, New Mexico, Arizona and the rest.

That might be the rest. What? Just Texas, New Mexico. Oh, Arizona. Texas, New Mexico, Arizona. Wow. California. So we've basically lost so many states. And now there's just like, there's three. Yeah. In the east, it's all very like a dense.

And then once you get out west, it's like four states until California. Yeah. Put that enough about geography. Yeah, we're trying to go out in New Orleans tonight.

It's 11 o'clock.

All right. So we might as well explain what the rules are.

The way it works is people email us at if I were you show at gmail.com. They're in difficult places. They need advice. And so they come looking towards us for some reason.

And we sift through all the emails and choose a couple, you know, four, five, whatever. And try to answer them on this show. You over explained it. Really?

I'm so let me try it. I'm going to take the, I'm going to take the reins on this one blooms. You think I spent too long and I didn't want to explain it again.

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