These aren't the stories your mother told you.

No, these are the other stories.

Have I ever mentioned that we have a Patreon account?

No?

Oh, well, Patreon is the best way to support your favourite creators and artists

and help them to keep doing what they're doing.

We, at Hawking Cleaver, have a Patreon account at patreon.com forward slash hawk and cleaver.

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That's less than the price of a chocolate bar.

Well, about the same price as a Kit Kat Chunky,

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the show running and help us pay our writers and our narrators and their editors and artists

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Today's episode is The Beautiful Princess, written by David J. 13 and narrated by Josh Curran.

Every evening, I meet my love in the market square, where the bone pipes play and the fires burn.

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