Welcome! This is the Duncan Trussell Family Hour Podcast.

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My dear loves, my heart, it's all mushy today, it's all open unexpectedly.

Usually it like is sealed shut like an old crypt, cursed sarcophagus down on the bottom of some decrepit shit pyramid and a dark alien landscape and some horrible dream.

The old sailor is having as his ship begins to sink into a stinking dead briny sea filled with skeleton sailors mocking him as he breathes his last breaths.

But today, I don't know. It just opened up unexpectedly.

Somebody sent me a nice Instagram message about their dog they just lost and then I started thinking about Fox and my Chihuahua who I lost a few months ago.

And then just a classic grief meteors smashing into the unprotected imaginary heart planet that I spend a lot of time trying to cover up in various metaphysical, energetic forms.

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Today's guest is one of my best friends and I'm so lucky to have him as a friend because the truth is this thing, whatever you want to call it, spirituality trying to be a better person, self transformation.

Almost every single way of describing the process of maybe not being such a festering boil on the carapace of reality.

Sounds cheesy, but however you want to put it part of the thing is you get confused.

You're supposed to get confused that's part of it. It is confusing. I mean, this is confusing. This thing that we're in right now, it's confusing. Think of all the forms you're going to have to fill out over the over the next however many years you're going to be alive.

Literally, let's pray a book like a giant book of stupid forms. You're going to have to fill out and sign various stupid forms forms to get into an overprotected dog park.

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