Welcome to your sanity safe space with your favorite YouTube podcast duo.

Skag free, whoever he is.

Get your plod fascist ass out of here.

Saving the millennial generation in weekly installments.

You are a terrific team on all counts.

Live from a castle tower and his mother's

basement, this is the Matt and Blonde show. I'll lead it effect the strategy to mobilize.

Chewinterested and I suffer to Perk me. Hey, why the fuck is the gas so hot, bitch? Let me show you what it's all about.

Breathing a white and with my tick.

All the friends are on the learning tree.

One of your campaign themes is we're not going back.

But I wonder what you say to voters who do want to go back

because their groceries were less expensive.

Housing was more affordable when Donald Trump was president. You are right. Listen to me, baby, that's all you gotta do. You said that you carried weapons in war, but you have never deployed actually in a war zone. A campaign official said that you misspoke. Did you? People are coming yet to know me. I speak like they do. The idea that you said that you were in war. Did you misspeak, as the campaign has said? We were talking about in this case, this was after a school shooting. The ideas of carrying these weapons of war, and my wife, the English, you told my grammar, is not always correct. You are fake dude. You can't be serious, man. You cannot be serious.

Very fake.

What the f*** is this?

The American people are tired of women.

I'll be honest with you.

I'm kind of retarded.

Thank you for your honesty.

Let me ask you something.

Are you, are you, are you gay?

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