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No Such Thing As A Fish

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🗓️ 27 May 2022

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss surprise sedans, sustained smears, squatting ships and seldom-seen sticks.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to another episode of no such thing as a fish, a weekly podcast coming
0:19.5	to you from the QI offices in Covert Garden.
0:22.3	My name is Dan Schreiber, I'm sitting here with Andrew Hunter Murray, James Harkin, and
0:26.1	Anna Toshinsky, and once again we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite
0:30.5	facts from the last seven days and in no particular order here we go.
0:35.9	Starting with fact number one, and that is Anna.
0:39.5	My fact this week is that pedestrians used to be expected to give away to sedan chairs.
0:44.6	Wow.
0:45.6	So they're the e-scooters of their day.
0:48.6	They couldn't have been more so from everything I've read about.
0:51.5	A pedestrian still expected to give away to sedan chairs, but there aren't any sedan
0:54.9	chairs so it doesn't matter.
0:55.9	Oh, like legally.
0:56.9	It's a really good question.
0:57.9	Well, I guess we have to set it up with one of us.
1:00.1	Well, it would require three of us to have a sedan chair and then one of us to find a
1:03.3	policeman to arrest.
1:04.3	No, no, we only need one sedan chair and two people to lift it.
1:08.1	We need three people.
1:09.1	That's what I mean.
1:10.1	I think you set a sedan chair each.
1:11.1	No, no, no, so only three people, one sedan chair, and they're one of us to be the pedestrian
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