428: Alien: Romulus, The Acolyte No More

Fat Man Beyond

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4.7 • 4.5K Ratings

🗓️ 24 August 2024

⏱️ 152 minutes

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Kevin Smith and Marc Bernardin enter the virtual Scum & Villainy Cantina to talk about Alien: Romulus, Acolyte's cancellation, the latest entertainment news, and take in a few Q's to A. SPONSOR: ►►Over 2 Million Butts Love TUSHY. Get 10% off Tushy with the code FATMAN at https://hellotushy.com/fatman SPONSOR: ►► Your summer wardrobe awaits! Get 20% off @chubbies with the code FATMAN20 at https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/fatman20

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0:00.0	I'm not going to be here. And then, nah nah nah, nah, da, da, da, da, da, da, da,
0:15.0	shah, shake,
0:18.0	shake, Mark Bernardin.
0:20.0	You know what, we don't need the extra syllable.
0:22.0	Shake, shake, shake, banardin.
0:25.0	Shake,
0:26.0	You get my right? Work, work, work, banardin, work it all the time.
0:32.0	Hey! Worked, work it all the time.
0:32.8	Hey kids, welcome to Fat Man Beyond.
0:38.4	I'm Kevin Smith.
0:39.6	Hi, I am Mark Bernard.
0:41.4	Hey, actually I'm the ghost of Kevin Smith's fucking father.
0:45.0	I didn't even bother to shave.
0:46.0	It's just now that I'm looking gone like, oh shit.
0:49.0	Look at the sage kids, look at this where I'm like old man Logan,
0:52.0	don't come near my porch, I'll shoot you with a gun
0:54.9	snicked mother fuck is snicked
0:56.8	God fuck ravages the ravages of time so like and here I normally I keep it off the cheeks and keep it off the neck so even if like I've been saying for years it's a tired joke but every once in a while people still go he he he
1:12.4	My beard is just gentrifying all the fucking whites are moving in and
1:17.6	whole neighborhood way less interesting so restoration hardware, plenty great shops and if you want to Starbucks, holy shit. They're all over this place.
1:29.0	You can get a beef pettie on this beard anymore then. But yeah, I realize I forgot to shake.
1:37.0	But you know what, this is authentic me, kids.
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