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No Such Thing As A Fish

No Such Thing As A Fish

Arts, Nature, History, Science, Improv, Comedy

4.817.9K Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2022

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss a cupboard full of clown heads, the robot that doesn't jump over the moon and the rock and roll side of pension planning.

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast coming

0:19.3

to you from the QI offices in Covent Garden.

0:22.2

My name is Dan Schreiber, I am sitting here with Anatoch Shinsky, Andrew Hunter Murray,

0:26.9

James Harkin and once again we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite

0:31.3

facts from the last seven days and in no particular order here we go.

0:36.6

Starting with fact number one, that is Anna.

0:39.9

My fact this week is that scientists have invented a 30 centimeter tool robot that could jump

0:45.0

over the statue of Liberty if it was on the moon.

0:50.2

If they were both on the moon.

0:51.2

If they were both, yes sorry not if the statue of Liberty was on the moon and the robot

0:54.9

was on earth that would be incredible.

0:58.7

So sorry we've moved the statue of Liberty to the moon.

1:01.2

That's right yes, which I don't know why.

1:03.2

So aliens when they first come the first thing they see is the moon right before they

1:07.6

see the earth unless it's on the other side.

1:09.6

It's friends what side they're coming from.

1:11.6

But assuming they come from the moon side, the first thing they see is Liberty and lightning

1:15.5

in the earth.

1:16.5

So we'll have to move it to the dark side of the moon, or rather the further side of the

1:19.4

moon.

1:20.4

Oh yeah, I see it again because the moon and the earth are locked aren't they?

1:22.7

Or the moon is tidally locked, whatever is true.

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