427 Nanny Steals Cat, Judge lets her keep it

The New York City Crime Report with Pat Dixon

Pat Dixon

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4.2 • 831 Ratings

🗓️ 2 August 2019

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

A self-important Nanny, 33-yrs-old and seemingly looking for anything to give her life some meaning, stole her employer's cat after she found out the owners intended to euthanize the old and sick kitty.

A judge here didn't rule on where the cat should be right now, allowing the nanny to keep it for the time being, provided that she didn't damage it or any other pet.

People in New York are more like cats than dogs. They're inscrutable, aloof, but once they hear the can opener, it's clear they're just hungry animals.

Our mayor, Bill de Blasio, is feline, the sort of critter who full-on shows you his asshole bc frankly, that's just his nature.

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0:00.0	From the smallest room in New York City, he comes a show that gives you a reason to live.
0:04.2	Epstein wanted to freeze his dick and head.
0:07.8	And I guess he was not able to do that.
0:11.0	That's a weird one.
0:16.1	I mean, the dick and the head.
0:18.6	I mean, that's, you know, he wants his head.
0:20.4	I understand wanting your head, but he wanted his dick specifically.
0:24.2	Like, is his dick really special?
0:26.6	Is it, does he just want the memories of all, like, the underage girls that's been inside of?
0:32.0	That he's like, this is a very special penis, and it needs to be preserved.
0:36.2	It is a good question, because if we've hit the
0:37.9	point where we can freeze it and awaken a head, we'd have dicks to choose from by then probably.
0:41.7	Yeah, I mean, that's the whole premise of freezing heads is that if we're at the point where we
0:46.4	can unfreeze ahead, then we can also, you know, attach it to a body of some sort.
0:52.8	Like there was a character, I think his name was the name Jot or something, but it was like,
0:57.7	it was just a circle head and feet.
0:59.9	What is this from?
1:00.7	What are we, what's like a cartoon from the, you know, from forever ago.
1:04.1	From the 70s.
1:04.8	Yeah, from the 70s, I believe.
1:06.4	I almost feel like I know what you're talking about.
1:08.7	Yeah, there he is.
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