#427 - Mick Betancourt

The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament

Joey Coco Diaz

Joey, Comedy, Diaz, Music, Tv & Film

4.8 • 18.6K Ratings

🗓️ 3 November 2016

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

Mick Betancourt, writer, storyteller, and host of "The Mick Betancourt Show" podcast, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt live in studio.

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Recorded live on 11/03/2016. 

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0:00.0	This show is brought to you by Hello Tushy, but days are back.
0:04.0	The church of what's happening now is proud to introduce you to Hello Tushy.
0:09.0	HelloTushy.com makes portable devices that spray your butt clean with water.
0:14.0	It's unbelievable. It's like a power washer.
0:17.0	It's the most amazing thing I've had in my bathroom.
0:20.0	I would give up my shower before I gave up my Hello Tushy.
0:24.0	I'm going to wash your feet. You can do that.
0:26.0	You're dickhole and you're back in action. You can get a little water running through your face.
0:30.0	There you are. Like a fucking savage.
0:33.0	You know what I'm saying? So forget about living in a hotel no more.
0:36.0	We're down to HelloTushy.com washes your muffly, your scrotum, your helmet, the back of your thighs.
0:43.0	In just case you got some monkey grease back there or you left some Vaseline from two weeks ago.
0:48.0	And that's it. Go to HelloTushy.com. What do they get, Lee?
0:51.0	If you go to HelloTushy.com and enter promo code church, you're going to get 10% off of your order.
0:56.0	Honestly, get it for your friends, get it for your family.
0:59.0	It's a fucking holidays. Cut this shit every house.
1:01.0	Nobody has a fucking bidet but everybody needs one.
1:05.0	It's like a tie. It's like handcuffs. You know what I mean? Nobody needs them.
1:09.0	Nobody will go to any one store but they fucking come in handy. Go to Tushy.com. What do they get, Lee?
1:14.0	HelloTushy.com. What do they get? HelloTushy.com size church. You get 10% off.
1:19.0	Bam. Wow. On it. Talk to me.
1:22.0	If you go to On it.com and use code word church, you're going to get 10% off of your order of all of their amazing optimization.
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