427: Kingdom Come

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 24 October 2023

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

This week, Heath is back to help us out with a review of Kingdom Come, the story of Satan's plan getting a little too convoluted.
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0:00.0	Nothing ever cracks in line up quite like his own jokes. I'll tell you what.
0:08.0	I wrote that. I was on a plane watching this movie and I wrote that joke and then giggled so hard I cried with laughter to myself on a plane.
0:18.0	Giggled so hard I chat. It was fun.
0:20.0	It was meta.
0:21.0	And if you could have seen the fear, the absolute terror in everyone's faces as on a flight to
0:29.2	Omaha, I begin to go, he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he
0:35.0	god awful movie movies. Welcome back to the game castor. Each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema because when we said there couldn't possibly be more than a couple hundred of them, we were tragically mistaken. I'm your host no illusions and sitting 700 miles to my immediate left is my good friend Heath and right
1:03.2	Heath welcome back I am very happy to be back and I love this movie
1:09.6	Wow what a great way to welcome you back, right?
1:13.3	Yeah, this is welcome back sex for sure.
1:16.0	Spook-tacular in the most platonic way.
1:20.1	This is the spook-tacular.
1:22.4	Right? And of course, sitting in 900 most of my northeast is my bad friend Eli
1:26.3	Eli bosnick Eli how are you this fine afternoon sir? They keep getting better
1:30.3	Four hundred and thirty-seven you'd think there'd be no surprises, but then they just roll out shit like this.
1:36.8	So legit stays alive.
1:37.8	Like with this movie, we were like messaging back and forth, wow, is this the perfect
1:42.0	fucking spookacular movie? is a perfect sputacular movie so tell us heath
1:46.9	what is the perfect sputacular movie we watched kingdom come it's the story of Satan, the Prince of Darkness, having an off day at
1:58.4	work and it's so fucking funny. Seems like it. And Eli, how bad was this movie?
2:07.0	Well, if you love the cheap sputacular twist of, it was hell the whole time of other horror movies but you wish they followed the
2:14.6	morality of your mentally ill aunt who thinks Antifa did January 6th.
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