Heaven really is a place called Earth.

Or heaven is a place called the Harlan Highway.

I like to, you know, I like to think of it that way.

Welcome to the Harlan Highway Podcast. I am he, Harlan Williams, and put your slippers on, tighten your

seat belts, twist your fallopian tubes, whatever you have to do. We got some fun stuff to go through

here today. Middle names. Do you have a middle name? Huh? Do you ever use it? Does anyone use a middle name? Do we need middle names? I'm going to discuss. I'm going to discuss. I'm going to discuss.

Also we're going to be taking some of your phone calls. I had a really nice

crop of phone calls from people who were referencing a podcast we did a little

while ago. I'm going to play their messages for you.

We're going to be getting a call from George Michael from Wham, which I never like, and I don't know why he calls me.

He sounds like he's drunk every time.

So let's see how that goes and also I'm going to talk to you

about a Muppet that died and also how I got fired off my very first movie that

starred the Muppets. Unbelievable. It's very revealing, very crazy. It's all right here on the Harland Highway!

Welcome to the Harlan Highway.

All right, let's get this sucker gone, huh?

You're causing a major disturbance on my time.

It's the Harlan Highway.

What's up, bra?

If I'm here and you're here, doesn't that make it our time?

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass.

Am I hallucinating here?

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