427: Big Pretzels
That Story Show
James Kennison
4.7 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 22 October 2022
⏱️ 71 minutes
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J from Kansas gets excited when he sees giant pretzels for sale at Subway.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey ladies and gentlemen we love Halloween here on that story show and uh well i do i like candy and costumes and that's what it means to me we like spooky stories so if you have any send them to that story show at gmail dot com or call us at one eight three three five five story you have until the 27th or the 26th actually of the month get your spooky stories and send them in and we'll use them on the show. |
| 0:30.0 | And it'll be great thanks enjoy the show rated E for everyone ten and up. This episode is brought to you by our patrons like Maddie Cruz, Marcella and Matthew A. Lourner who support the show via patreon sign up at patreon and get patreon only stories add free listening and more join today at patreon.com slash that story show. |
| 1:00.0 | Hey I just use what they give me show people I left you some guan Hey podcast people this is that story show the show that puts your real life stories into the spotlight it is episode four |
| 1:29.9 | 27 brought to the week of October 22nd 2022 I am your host my name is James Kenneson and today John is not here and I'm going to celebrate that I'm going to celebrate that by bringing you a guest host he is a long time listener he's a good friend he's the current host of audacity to podcast and former host yes of the ramen noodle you know him you already love him I share a lot of listeners with |
| 1:59.9 | them Daniel J Lewis welcome to the show thank you it is so fun to be talking with you and in in honor of John James what do you call cheese that isn't yours I don't know what do you call |
| 2:15.9 | cheese that isn't yours not your cheese thank you that was for you bringing the spirit of John into the podcast so tell me what you're up to these days the people that listen to my show know that I get my podcast reviews from you so tell us about my podcast reviews dot com yeah it's a service it's the main aspect of my business I mean this is all the boring stuff right now |
| 2:44.0 | main aspect of my business is not comedy anymore I don't do comedy anymore I mean I like comedy but I just don't host comedy so I I help podcasters and my podcast reviews dot com is one of their services that helps you to engage your audience through your podcast reviews and does more in the near future with an awesome logo James designed yeah we had fun with that didn't we if you want a little sneak peak draw your picture dot com yeah |
| 3:14.0 | but I just help podcasters that's why do now for my business and that's the podcast that I host is all serious stuff that's the podcast that most likely you listening right now you don't want to listen to my other podcast because it's about RSS feeds and microphones and RSS tags and boring technical stuff like that but if you're a podcaster you're probably salvated it's definitely your show if you're a podcaster and and there's a lot of my listeners that do their own podcast or interested in an |
| 3:43.8 | if you are that's the place to go that's where I go when I have a question and half the time when I Google something something from Daniel J Lewis pops up that's how involved he is in the podcast and community and how influential he is he's he's a great guy and he says it's boring and all that kind of stuff but for people like me it's it's it's cake it's like eating cake so it is all like that so anyway welcome to show |
| 4:13.7 | I'm glad you can make it this is like been long overdue we've known each other for years and years and years and uh this is the first time we've ever podcasted together so I'm very glad you know you've invited me to be on the podcast before yes when like a long time ago okay and it was going to be you had four episodes left that you were going to do and then end the podcast and you invited me to be on and I oh |
| 4:43.7 | so so wanted to be on uh-huh but I was getting married at that point oh you couldn't have postponed it come on |
| 4:55.4 | hey honey do you mind if I step away from the honeymoon for a moment yeah for the little podcast here with a friend yeah yeah well I kind of wonder if I if I'd been a guest on the podcast back then I wonder |
| 5:07.6 | if things would have turned out differently for me because things didn't work out on the other side but the podcast is still going so yeah |
| 5:13.7 | hey you never know man you never know you just have to take it one step at a time and yeah I'm well I'm glad we finally got you on and we'll have to do it again I've already decided that is a good idea so well we'll do it again we always start with an opening story |
| 5:30.7 | and this one I'm going to just go ahead and tell you guys everybody has their favorite kind of stories some of you like bruises and bumps stories some of you like embarrassing stories |
| 5:42.6 | one of my personal favorite kind of stories middle school drama I love that we have a bunch of middle schoolers that listen to the show because it's the only thing they're allowed to listen to and they want to participate and so they send in some of the quote-unquote best stories um that we ever get and this one is not 100% middle school drama but it is middle school drama heavy |
| 6:07.3 | so if you like some of my favorite stories then you'll enjoy this episode very much and we'll start with the first middle school drama called are you that story show |
| 6:19.3 | it's just are you yeah the letters are you there yeah so here goes are you are are are are are that story show |
| 6:30.9 | and if you are then I was seventh birthday I was young to school summer lunch thing |
| 6:38.5 | and after lunch I was walking home and I fell on my face and I was gushing blood a big rock was stuck in my face when I got home I |
| 6:46.8 | cake that that's what you do yeah big rocks open your face you don't take the rock out no that's less than boys and girls never take the |
| 6:55.5 | thing out when you're impaled do not take it out like they do in the movies yeah but instead eat cake go eat |
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