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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

426-Pauly Shore-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.723.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2017

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

Oh s**t, bro! The Weasel is in the house. The wiser weasel has some great advice and hilarious stories from his days as an MTV VJ and international movie star. Plus we get in to whether or not FARTS are assault (they are) and if Tom can sue Tina (He can). You looking for free rent? Come over to my house and beat me, pee on me. Try it out.

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is an introduction to my soul.

0:07.0

Machine within.

0:12.0

Machine within.

0:15.0

God, machines within.

0:18.0

Machine within.

0:20.0

Yeah, I got a gun.

0:23.0

Terminated gun.

0:25.0

Yeah, I got a gun.

0:27.0

Terminated gun.

0:29.0

Machine within.

0:32.0

Machine within.

0:34.0

Machine within.

0:36.0

Machine within.

0:39.0

And for all the haters.

0:41.0

Much love no hate.

0:43.0

And for all the haters.

0:46.0

Much love no hate.

0:48.0

And for all the haters.

0:51.0

Much love no hate.

0:52.0

How about that?

0:53.0

Back from the dead, James Brown.

0:54.0

Wow.

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