425-J.Elvis Weinstein-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2017

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

A few years back Tommy went to Asia (voluntarily, tho under some duress) and did stand up with some great guys: Chad Daniels, Pete Lee and the guest of this episode, J. Elvis Weinstein. The trip was filmed for a documentary that is available NOW. Please check out I NEED YOU TO KILL on itunes, Amazon or wherever you pay to buy and rent movies. J. Elvis Weinstein is a comedian, writer, director and co-host of his own podcast, Thought Spiral with Andy Kindler. This episode is full of laughs and love. Get all up in there like it's the night before your 70th birthday.

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0:00.0	Alright, Jean. Excuse me. It's me again at the top alone. Chris Genza. Who knows where she is?
0:15.6	I'm here. I'll tell you this on her behalf just because I love her like that. You can see her
0:22.4	at the ice house January 12th. She's doing the ice house comedy club here in Pasadena, California.
0:28.4	February 2nd and 3rd. Shark Lake Titties, Utah, Wise Guys, February 2nd and 3rd. February 23rd,
0:37.6	Calusa Casino. Great, Clusa Casino. I've done it. She's done it. I think Burnt Chrysler did it recently.
0:45.2	Joey Diaz has done it. Great spot. And March 30th. And 31st. 2018, she'll be making her triumphant
0:53.2	return to Portland, Oregon, Helium, Comedy Club as she says, here, him. And that should be a blast.
1:02.0	She is already moving tickets there. That's how amazing Portland is.
1:07.4	Me, your boy, your boy here, Tommy Seggs. I'm in Farton, Xerozone of this week and it's stand-up live
1:14.4	downtown. It's like a hundred and some tickets left now for Thursday. That's it. Friday and Saturday
1:21.0	or sold out, Thursday has been moving. Scoop them up. December 16th, I'll be at the Habaii
1:28.0	theater in Hanalu, Lulu, Habaii. Very excited. Can't wait to go. Yes, December 14th and Maui was
1:36.4	canceled. And the reason it was canceled with all due respect is that it was enough ticket sold.
1:44.4	This way it works, man. You got to get them in advance. It's never personal. Sometimes people
1:49.2	get mad. They're like, hey, what the fuck did you can't? I bought tickets. How come you didn't
1:53.5	just come do the show for me and my six friends? It's just the way it works, man. You can't do it.
2:00.9	You know, there's like a kind of like a bottom threshold. You have to hit.
2:06.0	My apologies. I wanted to do it. I scheduled to do it. I just couldn't do it anymore.
2:10.1	It just didn't move fast enough. So the plug got pulled as they say. I'd still like to try it again.
2:16.4	Maybe we'll try it again and hopefully it'll go better, but it's just the way it went, man. It's
2:19.9	not personal. Don't get mad at me, dude. Coming to Hawaii, anyways, go to Oahu. See me at the
2:25.7	Hawaii theater, December 16th. All right. Look, I wanted to tell you in our store, we had that
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