426 - Old as Dirt

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

5 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2025

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Brad was asked to sing at Hattie's homeschool co-op, Jake finally learns what Roku is, and Brad introduced his kids to Space Jam. Check out Unsifted and use code GHOSTRUNNERS10 for $10 off orders of $100 or more https://www.unsifted.com/ Check out Good Ranchers and use code GRKC http://bit.ly/3KV86YU Check out Main Street Roasters and use code GRKC at check out for a 10% discount! https://mainstreetroasters.com Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	All right.
0:00.7	Time, we good?
0:02.3	Yeah.
0:04.6	Hey, happy Monday, ghosties.
0:06.6	Brad, I'm having a chaos day.
0:08.6	I think your words, your made up term.
0:11.3	I think I'm experiencing it.
0:12.8	Just, you know, you go into a day with a plan of like, oh, I'm going to get this done.
0:16.2	I'm going to have the morning to get this done, record the podcast the afternoon, and I wake up to a call from my mortgage
0:21.9	company, which is just, you know, not a good start to the day. A call? Yeah. That seems too,
0:28.4	extreme. Yeah. So, you know, trying to call them back, figured out, well, they need to verify who I am.
0:34.7	You know, I'm like, well, it's me. You called me. Did you know who you were calling
0:39.0	when you called me? If so, then it's still me. You know, I'm dealing with that. Because the plan today,
0:46.3	I have a show tonight. I'm performing at like your uncle's church. Yes, that's right. And I was like,
0:51.5	it'll be good to have the morning to prep for that. But I've, you know, we're doing home insurance, liability insurance for the Bondi truck, you know,
0:58.9	calling back the mortgage company. I was on the phone with the Chinese consulate of Kansas earlier today.
1:04.6	Where is that located? I don't know. I'll tell you, it didn't sound like here. Didn't sound like close by. Okay. Called him and nihau.
1:11.7	I was like, oh boy.
1:12.7	Oh, really?
1:13.4	Not, not.
1:15.2	Yeah.
1:19.1	They're not used to too many gringoes calling the Chinese consulate.
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