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Number one thing, don't take advice from some asshole on the radio. If you just read the bio for Dr.

Steve, host of weird medicine on Sirius XM103,

and made popular by two really comedy shows,

Opie and Anthony and Ron and Pez,

you would have thought that this guy was a bit of, you know, a clown.

Your show was better when he had medical questions.

Hey!

I've got the period crushing my esophagus.

I've got Zbola vibes dripping from my nose.

I've got the leprosy of the heartbound,

exacerbating my imbetable woes.

I want to take my brain out,

blast with the wave, an ultrasonic,

egographic, and a pulsating shave.

I want a magic pill.

All my ailments, the health equivalent of citizen gain.

And if I don't get it now in the tablet, I think I'm doomed, then I'll have to go insane.

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