This is a head gum podcast.

That's right, no theme song, no good microphone.

There's no time. The world's coming to a close.

This is coronavirus part two, and little did we know what we had in store for ourselves

when we recorded last week, it feels like seven years ago.

I'd love to go back in time and tell a quaint little old me

that I would be home down for, I guess, the center.

I guess a year. All of the plans I had, they've all gone out the window.

Do you remember what you were doing a week ago?

We're recording this, we should say Sunday, March 15th, Sunday night at like 5.30.

The online perspective, the CDC just said, no mask gatherings of more than 50 people

for the next eight weeks.

Somebody is going to be picking up an iPhone out of the rubble in this intent years from now

listening to this podcast before the collaborative society.

A robot throws it into a trash can.

A robot with a dry cough.

So we are not in our office, I figured, maybe we can record a phone call,

sort of test out what it would be like to be able to record a podcast on the go.

That's why we sound like this.

Yeah, this is the last medium that's going to survive.

It's podcasting and that's it.

All of the shows that you like, they've all gone out of production.

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