#426 Beaten By Hecklers: A Patreon Mailbag Episode With Robert Kelly

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Ari Shaffir

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4.6 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2021

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Standup comedian Robert Kelly and standup comedian Ari Shaffir share their plan for world domination in a public Patreon episode. This is the kind of thing I do all the time on Patreon behind the paywall but I didn’t have a podcast for this week. So my lack of responsibility is your win! Congrats for following a degenerate.

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0:00.0	And at one point I looked down and I said hey, I said hey shut the fuck up and she went you shut the fuck up
0:10.5	And I went I just went I went I got I don't know what the fuck is it?
0:15.2	I've never there's the last thing I thought the picture's gonna say fuck you you're an asshole and
0:21.3	Nobody came to my help I need a dollar dollars dollars what I need
0:36.5	But I need and if I share with you my story would you share your dollar with me?
0:44.7	Welcome to our ship very skeptic on today's episode doing a little weird one I'm here with well
0:49.6	Just just my guests in a second, but um so on patreon. This is what I do is we go to patreon.com slash rs
0:57.0	If you're we end up going to
0:59.5	Mail back type questions the male general mail back arrest stories or
1:05.1	Or uh, it was the last one sex relationship advice
1:08.7	So I figured let's do a free patreon for everybody and I'm here doing it today
1:14.2	This is what I do sometimes on patreon too. We're going for Bobby Kelly everybody. What's up everybody? How you doing?
1:19.8	What's going on? You know Robert Kelly from the you know what dude podcast? That's correct
1:23.7	Factionally known online as YKWD. Yes, it's a lot longer to say YKWD than you know what dude
1:30.3	You know what dude? Well, you know what it flows better. You know what good? Yeah, yeah online though when you're seeing it
1:35.8	YKWD is faster. YKW is faster. Yeah, I feel like I'm the first one to do the acronym too
1:41.7	Maybe you are yes, and then people started to ASST never really caught on it didn't seem right
1:48.0	Ah, I was like saw it later and I was like
1:51.6	Asked yeah, it doesn't why KWD flows. Yeah
1:56.1	Yeah, it really does even even orally too. I yes. I love orally. How great is this though? I mean we're outside we're in your backyard my back
2:03.9	Hi, dude, it was fucking god. Yeah, well your Christmas dog knocks over my I swear to god knocks over my ice coffee
2:10.4	And it's like we don't make out with my dog, but dude she just
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