#425 Garbage People with Kevin Ryan and H. Foley

Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

Ari Shaffir

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4.6 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2021

⏱️ 127 minutes

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Summary

Comedians Kevin Ryan and H. Foley from the @AreYouGarbage? Comedy Podcast joins standup comedian and your host Ari Shaffir in Kevin’s mom’s basement to talk about what makes someone human trash. The intro was recorded in front of a White Castle because obviously. No podcast has better locations than Ari Shaffir’s Skeptic Tank.

Kippy and Herbert are experts on garbage people. H. Foley has been at the forefront of the Flaming Hot Cheetos revolution for years and Kevin Ryan is well known in the comedy community for clipping his toenails on the subway.

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The Music:

Ike Turner and the Family Vibe - Garbage Man

G-Love and Special Sauce - Garbage Man

Kid Rock - Bawitaba

Garbage - Not your kind of people (video game version)

Cracker - Eurotrash Girl

Transcript

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0:00.0	The guy next to me, I forget where he was from France or something. He handed the pilot his
0:06.7	tray, his empty tray to dispose of. And I'm like, dude, I've been on spirit airlines, I've
0:11.5	been on frontier airlines. No American have I ever seen and the pilot of the plane.
0:16.4	Can you take it? Yeah, he took it and just like, he laughed with the, like, he kind of
0:20.1	just rolled his eyes and laughed. And I'm like, this guy is flying a fucking $30 million
0:24.6	dollar jet right now. And you're handing him your trash.
0:27.3	There was a sense of entitlement sometime with our European friends that can lean to
0:31.3	garbage. Sure. I'm sure some American jerk off is done that too, by the way. Sure.
0:35.5	Sure.
0:36.5	Yeah, yeah. I am your garbage man. I'm coming around your house, eating every day.
0:54.3	I just want to know your name. I am your garbage man.
1:09.0	Look here, I know, I know, I got something that you making you. Hey, love a day. I got some
1:16.3	lovely curtain. Look, it looks beautiful. Hello, everyone. Welcome to Irish, your first
1:23.2	skeptics I podcast. My name is Ari Shafir here live from White Castle and why why
1:27.9	castle because why castle is garbage? That's right. What's more garbage than 100 years in
1:33.5	service of a fucking four piece slider of shit that's not even food and a nice cold orange
1:40.2	phanta today in the podcast. I have two guys that are specifically garbage Kevin Ryan
1:47.0	and H. Foley. They have a podcast called are you garbage? And I've been on it and it's
1:52.2	great. In fact, I'm on it a second time this week. Look at me. As soon as you get this
1:58.2	shit, it's fucking right back to you can't even help it. You literally can't even help
2:02.2	it. So in their podcast every week, they decide if someone's garbage or not garbage and
2:10.2	I have been on there. The rule that I was garbage, it may be very angry. I feel like something
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