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The Cryptonaut Podcast

#425: The Lacerta Files Part 1: Meeting The Neighbors

The Cryptonaut Podcast

Marc Storrs

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2026

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

In 1999, a Swedish journalist and UFO debunker prepared for the strangest interview of his career. In an empty room, he watched as the door opened and a strikingly beautiful woman entered. She told him that she was there to reveal the truth of humanity's origins and our place in the cosmic hierarchy. The reporter had spoken with others making similarly outlandish claims but the key difference here was that the stunning woman now sitting across from him was poised, confident and anything but human. 

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0:00.0

The

0:07.0

The Hello and welcome to the CryptaNoff podcast.

0:37.8

I am Mark Stores,

0:38.7

when me as always is.

0:39.6

Rob Morphy.

0:40.4

Rob and.

0:41.6

Cran.

0:42.9

Oh, we are going on an adventure, boys.

0:45.6

We are.

0:46.5

A bit of Theator, if you will.

0:48.9

Indeed.

0:49.5

Yes.

0:50.6

Welcome to the Cryptonaut Playhouse, folks.

0:52.8

Doing it.

0:53.7

I mean, we're going to try. You know what? We're going to put our best foot forward to make the attempt. Yes, we will. I will be, I'll have a role in tonight's Odyssey. Right. You do. Mark will have a part to play. I will, there will be a part. Yes. It's going to be very exciting. And it's going to be, it's one of the great modern sagas in the paranormal world.

1:14.6

Specifically. coming up part yes it's going to be very exciting and it's going to be it's one of the great

1:11.0

modern sagas in in the paranormal world specifically some might say uphology but i think it goes

1:17.4

deeper and broader okay all right all right uh this is a multi-parter oh definitely a multi-parter

1:23.0

i vaguely interrogated you about how many parts you did did. Vaguely. So here's the thing.

1:27.8

Let's save it for the microphone.

1:28.9

Here's the funny part. Um, and, and so any, uh, long time listener will know by the decree I'm about to make exactly how long it's going to be. I don't think it's going to be too long. Okay. You know what? I'm saying that, knowing full fucking well that I will be proven a liar by part seven.

1:47.6

All right. be too long. Okay. You know what? I'm saying that, knowing full fucking well that I will be proven a liar by part seven.

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