425: Flemish legends: A Night Out
Myths and Legends
Jason Weiser, Carissa Weiser
4.8 • 25.4K Ratings
🗓️ 31 December 2025
⏱️ 36 minutes
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Summary
🧌We've all been there.🧌
😈 The Creature: Jud
The personification (or horse-onification) of evil who wants to talk to you about your drinking.
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🎵 Music Credits
"An Easy Dream" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Slow Strutt" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Wilem's Discontent" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Myrian" by Blue Dot Sessions
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | This time, on the Myths and Legends member podcast, it's what to do if you come home after curfew. |
| 0:06.1 | But only if your night out included murderous ogres, impromptu dog sledding, and makeshift Santa cosplaying. |
| 0:14.0 | The creature this time is the goose personification of evil, who will beat you up and embarrass you, but only if you're drunk. |
| 0:26.9 | This is Myths and Legends, episode 425, a night out. |
| 0:41.8 | This is a podcast where we tell stories from mythology and folklore. |
| 0:46.4 | Some are incredibly popular tales you might think you know, but with surprising origins. |
| 0:50.5 | Others are stories that might be new to you, but are definitely worth a listen. |
| 0:53.6 | Today, there are two stories from Flemish folklore. |
| 0:57.6 | The main one is what you do if you come back too late from a crazy night out. |
| 1:03.7 | But only if that night out includes ogres, wolves, and someone named Peter Little Carrot. |
| 1:23.6 | ... Okay, I know this looks bad, the boy said, after landing in the fireplace and sending a cloud of soot to envelop his mother and father. |
| 1:29.1 | Where were you? Did you stay at Peter Little Carrot's house last night? You know I don't like that kid. Nothing good comes from such a weirdly specific nickname, the dad said. But his mother |
| 1:35.2 | stepped in. They talked about this. They needed to let their boy grow and take more responsibility |
| 1:40.2 | and be more independent, so they would give him a chance to explain himself. |
| 1:50.9 | The boy smiled while patting his pocket. Ah, nuts. Shaking their heads, the parents asked what the problem was. The nuts! The nuts that would prove everything. They must have fallen out as I flew. |
| 1:56.4 | The boy gritted his teeth and another cloud of soot went up from his stump. Oh, how convenient. |
| 2:03.6 | The only proof that you didn't stay at Billy Turnips or whatever your no-good friend's |
| 2:08.2 | dumb nickname was just fell away when you flew? The dad crossed his arms. Got him. Dear, the wife said, this was what the therapist was talking about. |
| 2:21.1 | She turned back to the boy. |
| 2:22.9 | Before he got cleaned up, |
| 2:24.4 | why didn't he tell them why he was out all night in the forest |
| 2:27.6 | and why he fell down the chimney just now? |
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