#425: "Dr. Masseuse"

Punch Drunk Sports

Johnny Woodard

Comedy

4.8 • 904 Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2021

⏱️ 108 minutes

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Summary

The guys are back together to talk UFC, the NCAA Tournament, and the whole DeShaun Watson thing.

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0:00.0	For the thousands in attendance and the millions watching around the world.
0:05.2	This is the main event!
0:08.4	Dilton corn is alive and kicking.
0:11.8	Come on over here, I'll head butt your ass a couple times,
0:14.0	if you know what I'm saying?
0:15.0	This brother, breaking all the 40 yard,
0:17.0	well, this brother, come on.
0:20.0	Zip it!
0:21.0	I hope I didn't piss off Jesus.
0:22.0	You call that a penalty?
0:24.4	Who's number one?
0:26.0	It's the LA clippers.
0:27.1	Boom!
0:28.1	Shut up!
0:29.1	You're staying it wrong people.
0:31.1	I would get her pregnant.
0:32.0	No, fucking perfectly. They just called in and it hangs up, you fucking motherfucker.
0:37.0	That's fucking pissed me off.
0:39.0	Are you in the shower now?
0:40.0	Totally in the shower.
0:41.0	Yeah, dude.
0:42.0	He's not a co-cat. He mean James?
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