425. - Chris & Jason

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Comedy

4.5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 5 December 2022

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

One-on-one episode recorded live and uncut from Glendale. Chris and Jason talk about the holiday season and all the gifts that it brings, Christmas tree lots should have hotter guys working there, TJ went to a rave-style party and dealt with an unsavory character, some people still use Foursquare, a stranger that TJ took a candid airport photo of ended up DMing him afterward, professional athletes should have restricted access to Youtube, Alec Monopoly's Art Basel DJ set and the overall decline of global socialite tentpole events, and a new mixtape we just dropped. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The Hello, hello, hello, how long gone is here.
0:18.0	Ooh, it's an herb Sunday morning podcast.
0:21.8	You're listening to this on Monday of course it's been a little
0:24.7	rainy over here in Glendale I'm preparing my body for Pilates class number two I just took
0:30.9	half an edible I'll take the other half sort of on maybe 45 minute mark
0:35.1	Hold on place class number two not of the day of your life
0:38.9	Let's not okay you kind of I'm not gonna let you get away
0:42.0	sequel baby I'm not gonna let you get away. No, this is sequel, baby.
0:43.0	I'm not gonna let you get away with bad boys to Pilates like that.
0:47.2	It's just it's just second in your lifetime, not second in the day.
0:51.0	I was second of the second of the week as well as my lifetime.
0:55.0	Okay, I guess that's true and I'm happy for you.
0:58.0	Yeah, yesterday was luckily beautiful outside because today is once again gloomy and it does put me on
1:05.0	suicide watch when the weather's like that in LA. It puts me I mean obviously that's
1:08.4	an exaggeration for our suicide community suicide hive stand up.
1:13.2	I don't want to get, I don't want this podcast to get flagged.
1:15.8	Like a COVID notification.
1:18.2	Look, with everything that's going on in these unprecedented times,
1:21.6	suicide is down. I don't mean, suicide is down.
1:24.0	I don't mean the rate is down, I mean the list of priorities
1:27.2	on the trending topics of the zeitgeist.
1:30.4	No, it's way down.
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