424. - Uncle Paulie

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Comedy

4.5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2022

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Uncle Paulie is a deli man from Queens, NY, now living in Los Angeles. But his sandwich shop has grown in popularity after his merch became the go-to item for celebs worldwide. Most importantly, he's got an amazing personality and likes to bust balls as much as we do. We chat about TJ taking his first pilates class, we dissect Lindsey Lohan's Pepsi and milk dirty soda, growing up in stand-up comedy rooms with his mom, what happens when he goes back to the old neighborhood, being a low-key raver, we hand select a vegetarian sandwich for Chris and I, turning in the 5 series for a big ass pickup truck, tour managing Action Bronson back in the day, how Travis Scott kicked off his merch business, him and Chris argue about dusty hip hop for 10 minutes, and we close out on Kanye's new developments. instagram.com/unclepauliesdeli twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The How long gone? We're back in this bitch. Chris Black and Jason Stewart. Thank you to our friends over at Nissan, of course.
0:24.8	Jason said we're getting off to a spicy start
0:27.4	today because I made a few comments before we started recording
0:29.8	that I thought were kind of par for the course.
0:32.0	So if you want to kind of err on our dirty laundry
0:34.8	on the mic, you know, I'm fine with that.
0:38.0	If that's what you want to do, babe.
0:39.6	No, I don't feel like fighting about that right now.
0:42.3	I don't, honestly, I'm like destroyed because I did Pilates for the first time in my life yesterday
0:48.7	with my life partner who literally you know when you're in the class and they're like everybody
0:54.4	watched Brooklyn she's are going to be our our form figure model if you're ever
0:59.2	wondering what to do yeah my my chick basically teaches the class. Yeah, and I was the first,
1:04.3	it was the first time I've ever done it before and she's just over there, you know,
1:08.9	doing her little things, you know, they're like, all right, if you're an expert you can do
1:12.3	this instead
1:13.0	she was doing all the extra side shit she was putting extra springs on her
1:17.3	reformer and t.J was having to bro take break five reds five reds just to walk out the house. It's going to cost you five
1:25.6	reds to get me on the table bro. That's my breath for a walkthrough. That's what my
1:29.5	bitch says. Yeah everyone point your ass towards the parking lot and point your little titties towards the restroom.
1:36.2	It was a fucked up thing and you were telling me before you were like, I like Pilates a lot.
1:41.7	I think it's really dope, you you mentioned it kind of drives you a little cuckoo doing a workout where you don't really have a full sweat right?
1:50.0	I go I probably go once a week to natural Pilates over here in Hollywood and I really like it but yeah I don't really it's so hard and I'm like my body is truly trembling and rejecting the idea of doing 10 more of whatever they're asking me to do
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