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Ghostrunners

424 - You Can't Sew a Baseball

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

52.1K Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2025

⏱️ 114 minutes

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Summary

The boys rehash April Fools Day, answer questions from fans, and Timon has a new hairdo. Check out Unsifted and use code GHOSTRUNNERS10 for $10 off orders of $100 or more https://www.unsifted.com/ Check out Good Ranchers and use code GRKC http://bit.ly/3KV86YU Check out Main Street Roasters and use code GRKC at check out for a 10% discount! https://mainstreetroasters.com Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

M. P. Higgins 1218 asks, what should a single girl do to attract a godly male?

0:07.6

First thing, change that username.

0:10.2

M.P. Higgins?

0:11.1

M.P. Higgins, 1218?

0:12.6

Nope.

0:13.2

Yeah.

0:13.9

M.P. is going to be empty in her nest.

0:19.3

Nope. No other birds coming to you.

0:21.6

Change it to empty uterus.

0:25.1

That's basically what your username is.

0:27.2

I'd say so.

0:29.0

Timon?

0:30.3

She's 18.

0:31.7

Imagine.

0:32.4

Imagine her in your head the hottest girl ever.

0:35.8

Well, then you're there.

0:37.7

Well, what does she look like, timing?

0:39.4

Oh.

0:41.7

Well.

0:44.2

What does a girl need to do to what?

0:45.7

What should a single girl, I actually don't know her age.

0:47.9

Instagram is glitching.

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