I never wanted to work.

I never. If you told me I had to work on St. Patty's Day, I would gladly quit. I would quit to your face and tell you, you don't understand. I am the king of Bert. It's a king of Bert. I only can experience one thing, and that is Bert's Joy. I don't experience your joy, Bill. Bill go fuck yourself. I quit. It's a whole new chapter. Season 16 of Freebird, Bill. Bill, go fuck yourself, I quit.

It's a whole new chapter.

Season 16 of Free Bird, everybody. It's just Bert and Leanne.

Making mock tales. No kids.

Season two, though. Dogs are dead. Poor buses burn to the ground.

Careers going great, but why? Who cares? Nothing at home for him. Why just live on the road. Oh, he can't live on the road because his tour bus burned to the ground.

Poor little guy. I'm, I said it in couples therapy today. I have nothing to complain about.

All this, I'm healthy. I didn't die. I, I, my, my work's the best it's ever been. My health is the best

it's ever been. I'm my my liver's repairing itself. Maybe I'm just maybe what I read maybe this is

a rejuvenation phase. Yeah it's a yeah it's a rebirth. Maybe this is a rebirth. Yeah it's a

rebirth. We're going to get hardcore into mock tales.

I'm telling you.

Don't do that.

I think more than just being lucky, I think you're lucky to be alive.

I'm lucky to be alive.

I'm lucky to be alive.

If that tire had not blown out on your bus, you would have been in that bus when it caught on fire.

And as would Ian and Pat and Kyle and Alex and Dewey.

And that's a lot of people that had a lot of good look on Sunday.

It's me.

I'm the luckiest guy in the world.

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