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The Golden Ratio Podcast

The Golden Ratio

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5.0 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2026

⏱️ 59 minutes

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0:00.0	Hi, everyone. Welcome to the Golden Racial podcast. I am Jen, G.R. Mom, joined over distance by G.R. Dad. Hi. How's it going, G.R. Dad? Pretty good. Excellent. Excellent. The cocktail of the week this week, somebody sent in to me,
0:22.6	and I don't know if I showed it to you,
0:25.2	but it was called mac and cheese lort.
0:28.5	Oh, no, you didn't.
0:31.4	Malort mixed with one box of craft mac and cheese
0:36.1	or craft dinner for our Canadian friends.
0:38.2	Yeah, it's bright orange.
0:40.0	How much malort to make the...
0:41.9	A whole bottle.
0:43.5	A whole bottle.
0:44.4	Oh, no.
0:45.2	So you basically take the mac and cheese.
0:47.0	Wait, with the noodles?
0:47.7	Yeah.
0:49.3	Oh.
0:51.0	Wow, that is unholy.
0:53.0	You can't have that during Lent. It's got a lot of like sediment at the bottom. Your noodles and gloop. Oh. Yeah. What is the... And I guess maybe they just put the cheese packet in there, but then it would just be cheese lort. Exactly. There's no Mac. This is Mac and Cheese Lark. Oh, hang on. Let me zoom the thing.
1:12.7	Oh, yeah, that's real.
1:14.8	Wait, do you have to cook the noodles first? You must.
1:18.0	Oh, I'm sure the Manilort would dissolve them over time.
1:21.3	I'm sure it would dissolve me over time.
1:23.5	Yes, it's everything.
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