All right, if you hear my voice, you know you're listening to a podcast and I have been doing podcasts for over 10 years, I think it's crazy.

But one of the things that I am jealous of is that Spotify now makes making your own podcasts so simple. I mean, it's crazy. Spotify's got to apply a platform that lets you make a podcast super easily.

Then distribute it everywhere and guess what? Even earn money all in one place for free by the way. It's called Spotify for podcasters and here's how it works. Spotify for podcasters lets you record and edit podcasts right from your phone or computer.

So no matter what your setup is like, you can start creating today. Then you can distribute it distribute your podcast to Spotify and everywhere else podcasts are heard.

Video podcasts are also available on Spotify. I mean, this is insane with Spotify for podcasters. You can earn money in a variety of ways, including ads, podcasts and podcasts subscriptions. I mean, they set it all up for you. Invested all seriously, totally free with no catch. Ever since I have discovered Spotify for podcasters, seriously, I feel like I'm on top of the world.

I'm going to be starting some new podcast by the way. In the future, if you haven't listened to some of our other podcasts besides songs and stories, you should be listening in. But Spotify for podcasters just makes it so easy. I highly recommend it. You give it a try. Download the Spotify for podcasters at or go to www.spodify.com board slash podcasters to get started now.

It's going on jerks. Welcome back to the bad Christian podcast. We are all back and decompressed from the bad Christian road show was a lot of fun. And of course, moving on, we've got emery dates up again.

Emory is a busy band. Of course, you know, we had an album. You come out and I would ask for everybody to please save it, share it, listen to it, just do them Spotify, Apple Music, whatever.

We get paid directly on that music and it's good music. So get over and start on that right away if you haven't jumped into it. It's out. It's out everywhere. Now, Emory, O Sleeper and fourth teller going to be on tour very soon. I'm talking to January end of January. That is that's going to be in Greenville, South Carolina, January 29th.

Murray Hill Theater in Jacksonville on January 30th January 31st, the Orphium in Tampa, Florida, February 1st, respectable street in West Palm Beach, Florida, and then February Saturday, February the second will be in Orlando at Soundbar.

The tickets for those and get in the memory music.com again, we'll be with O Sleeper. It's going to be fun. We're going to play a bunch of new songs from a new record and a bunch of stuff we haven't played before. We've got a kick-ass set list that you're going to love. So please, you know, support our band. It's all I'm asking you to do. You already support the podcast. I got that.

We're going to support the band. We're all being good shape here. Keep this career rolling. Keep this... What do we got? A gravy train with biscuit wheels. We're going to keep it on rolling. Here we go.

Well, yeah. God showed up. I don't give a shit when I put in my body. You don't ever fuck fucking me that bad. So if you've never done oral, then you're extra virgin.

No, girl. It's my friend. I showed you my dad, my penis when I was 25 years old. You don't get more honest than that.

Three, two, whoo!

It's the bad Christian.

Pooh-key.

Yeah. All right. Guys, man, how y'all living? How you living? We living. We living. I know Joey's living large. I'm living large. Why living on my mansion?

I got maids going downstairs, man. That's just the life. Is that still politically correct to call them maids?

Well, they're all white males domestic service with no shirts on. Right. Exactly. I would tell you I was talking to Matt before we even started.

It's crazy. I think sometimes I'm surprised that this kind of thing would bother you. Matt was like, no, it would not bother Toby. But I do think there is maybe 40% of the time this sort of thing would kind of bother you a little bit.

But I was telling Matt that I love my mom. I know she loves you. But I think my mom because of social media doesn't really like you or it's like extremely frustrated with you.

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